Create the silliest

Create the silliest written word you possibly can, but separate certain codependent facts, so when one is revealed, its revelatory and the reader has a sense of accomplishment for "figuring you out." Next, eat a big piece of polypropylene, but don't forget to scratch an acorn with my garlic breath. Total realization of absurdity will proceed in five seconds. Total needle bearing psycho cyclops with one eye for laser beams, focus, rip the tools out of their boxes, send me out for milk and I won't give back the change.